I get busy for a few days and don't get online and now what! Everybody's these strange creatures. Some of them are really cute, though.

Thanks to autobot_blues I've been watching more Discovery Channel! And I love their little Boomdiada commerical! I always have to sing!


Makes me want to...make up my own verse!

I love the inputs!
I love to learn new things!
I love the countryside
And the big cities!

I love the whole world
It's so miraculous!
Boomdiada boomdiada boomdiada boomdiada...

[OOC: Sorry for accidental post to community. Will leave this out for Pokemans virus to stay upfront. Someone just proposed to make a meme out of this thing, and I thought it was perfect for J5.]

Nrrrg. Am getting tired of working here again. Spending too much time inside Input Inc's offices doing research. And the city is too cruel! Busy! Crowded! I want to go back to Montana. You can have so much peace and quiet there! Am missing Newton and Stephanie too. I always want to help Benjamin, but...it gets old. Monotonous. Boring.

Internet has kept me busy, though. Ben keeps telling me that 99% of the Internet is bullcrap. I just find all of it so interesting still! So many strange things to see that people made, from all over the world! Millions and millions of pages of input! Never want to see a lot of it again, though. Why are there so many disturbing pictures on the Internet? Do humans enjoy such things? Is it the same reason why humans like horror movies? I can't stand horror movies. I ended up figuring out a pattern in all of them, anyway. Too predictable!

That's the other thing that kept me busy. Movies. They are great! Newton tried to make me stop imitating movies so much, but I still do it anyway. Movies are getting pretty bad now, though. They're making remakes of almost everything I know of! And sequels! Sequels of sequels! Is weird, when I like a movie I always want to know what happens next, but when I go so sequels I usually get disappointed. Is always so ridiculous and different from the first!

I may not know writing, but I know what I like! And those are not it!

Fredrick always likes to watch these fast-paced action films. Ehhhh. Too many people getting hurt, in pain. Always makes me uncomfortable. He makes fun of me for liking what he calls "kid's movies." But I like them because they make me feel! The characters are always so easy to relate to! Makes you care about them; which I like. Derf can watch all the silly movies with guns and bombs he wants. That kind of input is not what I need, anyway. Would much rather have fun and visit different places with these fantastic characters that I love!

I hate it when it's late at night! There's nobody around! Hrrrmph. Is never good to go out late at night out here in the city, either, even if there are people out. I still don't think Ben trusts me alone at night in the city. Jeeze, get into one major scrape and people don't trust you on your own...although I guess it's because he cares...

Maybe some online games are in order! They can get predictable, but at least there's a lot of them!

Goodnight, Internets!

[OOC: Talking about movies was one huge exersice in irony. I LOVE IRONY!]

Hello!

Man, the Internet sure is friendly! Everybody seems to be really nice, even if they don't know what I am. I still haven't figured out this whole "multiple world" thingy everyone is talking about. Sounds complicated. Is it like alternate universes? I remember reading there was more than one version of a person here! Makes me wonder if somewhere in another universe, there's another me! That would be interesting...I could be two places at once!

Benjamin was watching a movie this weekend called "K-Pax". It was a really good movie, full of interesting input! It left me confused at the end, but I think I liked the ending that way. It made me think. Hmmm...it kind of reminded me again of the whole fact that there are people from different worlds here on the Internet. Makes me remember how huge the universe is! There can be billions of worlds, with billions of different kinds of people! There even seem to be worlds inhabited by robots like me!

...Hmmm. Makes me kind of jealous. I've been alone all this time here where I live as the only living robot...makes me wonder what kind of company I've been missing.

There was a line in the movie Ben was watching that kept on sticking in my mind. "Why is a soap bubble round?" The guy from the other planet asked that. I realized I didn't know, so I asked Ben. He kind of fumbled around then got out some soap and started blowing bubbles for me to observe. They are so fragile, and finite! Like us. It kind of made me sad when they popped, especially if I accidentally popped them, but I realized that was going to happen, anyway, no matter what.

Ben was explaining about how the round shape of a soap bubble was the shape that offered the minimum surface area to contain the air in the bubbles...but by then I had forgotten about the question. Was just thinking about the finiteness of bubbles, how they resembled lifeforms.

Even if there are other worlds, even worlds with square bubbles, this one is still the most interesting to me.

Do I just type in here? Then hit the post button? Okay...

Dear LiveJournal,

Wow, this is weird. I've heard of humans keeping journals before, but people posting them online? On the Great Wide Web? The Internet? Huh. I'll give it a shot! I'll try anything anything at least once!

Benjamin's really nervous about me getting onto this whole "online" thing. He keeps telling me there's nothing online of note. He had to have been kidding me! There's so much input! I can't make heads or tails of a lot of it, though. There's this site called Wikipedia, and the content on it changes all the time! Not to mention the fact that it seems that a lot of people have their speech programs messed up online. Apparently there's a whole language based around kittens! Maybe this is why Ben warned me about going online. People online seem really strange.

I'm hoping once I start "talking" with people online they'll start making more sense! Then again I thought that about people in real life. I can be such a maroon sometimes.

Here goes, though!